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Mar 29, 2021

Caught in the throes of a scandalous cyclone of black magic, monsters and molestation, the justifiably terrified citizens of Zimbabwe were gripped in a near paralytic panic as lives were devastated by well organized gangs of paranormal perverts who abused, maimed and sometimes killed their human prey; creating...

Mar 22, 2021

Although the citizens of Zimbabwe had, for centuries, been plagued by small, sinister, supernaturally created creatures known as goblins; beginning in 2012, Southern Africa was swept up in a sorcerous tsunami involving school teachers, police officers, evil wizards and a rampaging horde of lecherous,...

Mar 15, 2021

In the second decade of the 21st Century a paranormal epidemic culled straight out of the Dark Ages burst forth in a series of sensational newspaper articles which reported that the citizens of the Republic of Zimbabwe were under a vicious and sustained assault by a malevolent and sexually voracious race of mystical,...

Mar 8, 2021

Millennia before terms like “flying saucers” and “UFOs” became common vernacular, scores of witnesses claimed to have spied bizarre boat-like vehicles in the heavens. These cloud ships not only superficially resembled sea bound vessels, but came complete with uniformed crews and colossal anchors, which dragged...

Mar 1, 2021

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