Sep 28, 2026
On Christmas morning, 1996, Bloody Mary and her mutinous minions took heaven by storm, Satan was betrayed, God barely escaped, the angels were exiled to Earth, and homeless children across the US began receiving dispatches from spectral messengers. In God’s absence, the highest hope these already troubled kids had was...
Sep 14, 2026
On the holiest night of the year, the unthinkable happened: a vast horde of demons, led by the Virgin Mother and Satan’s former ally—re-branded as a cruel combination of child-slaying La Llorona and the mirror-dwelling monstrosity known as Bloody Mary—came roaring from the fiery depths of Hell, stormed the gates...
Sep 7, 2026
A humanoid figure spotted in our own backyard! Human? Sasquatch? Other?
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