Jan 31, 2020
Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle welcome back popular podcaster and resident expert on anarchism, the “new” right, and North Korea: Michael Malice. He is the author of Dear Reader: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Kim Jon Il and The New Right: A Journey to the Fringe of American Politics. He is also the podcast host of "YOUR WELCOME" and Night Shade. Kyle and Ethan continue their efforts to convert him into Michael Mercy and discuss strange sea creatures, visiting North Korea, and why anarchists hate Presidents so much.
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Anarchy Hecktopia Owned
Your house is burning down, do you put the fire out with liberal tears?
What would the children pledge allegiance to?
Who would indoctrinate the children?
Who would deliver Amazon prime?
What war criminals would we print on money?
What would we do with the Hall of President?
What would we call Lincoln Logs?
What would they rename Washington State?
Who would take my money and tell me what goods and services I need?
Who would kill Jeffrey Epstein?
Who would shoot the dogs?
Who would you rather have run national parks? Costco or Sam’s Club?
Who would be the best anarchist president?
You’ve been to North Korea. Tell us about that. What was it like getting off the plane? Isn’t there a travel ban to going there?
Western journalists endangering North Korean citizens’ lives
Thought crimes when you’re always being watched
Kim Jong Un worship. Was it real?
What dystopian novel gets closest to the reality?
North Korea’s cult of the gun and military
How is Trump’s handling of Iran and North Korea?
Anarchy and Political Theory
Michael Malice tries to think of top 5 Presidents and ends up rating his 5 worst Presidents, and mentions something weird about Grover Cleveland
Michael Malice delves into the heart anarchy
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