Jun 19, 2020
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan celebrate the one year anniversary of the show and welcome Kyle’s dad, Brent, for Father’s Day. They talk shop about duct tape, flashlights, initialisms, rocket science, and dad hacks. They also dive into the week's news stories. Kyle and Ethan enlighten Brent on what CHAZ or CHOP is, and then discuss Elon Musk's quest to occupy Mars, and an aerospace engineer’s perspective on seeing God in creation.
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Show Outline
Introduction
Today on The Babylon Bee Podcast, we welcome Brent Mann, Kyle’s dad. It’s Father’s Day and we celebrate the Babylon Bee Podcast’s one year anniversary!
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Ethan likes Rifftrax.
Brent likes Columbo. Remember Columbo?
Weird News
Mum renovating home finds 'clever' tip from previous owner under old wallpaper
Florida man fist-fights alligator to save dogDeer runs into Black Lives Matter protest in New Jersey, seriously injuring woman
Teen fell into coma after having bubble tea twice a day for a monthStory 1
Trump Enacts Tariffs, Travel Ban On CHAZ
Summary: Trump has announced a new set of tariffs and a travel ban on CHAZ, escalating the trade war between the United States and the fledgling nation-state.
The real story: An "autonomous zone" or Occupy Protest and sprung up in Seattle complete with warlords, speech codes, segregated gardens, calls for foreign aid from its capitalist neighbors, and brutal community policing tactics.
Story 2
Study: Average Father Spends 97% Of Time Running Around House Turning Lights Off
Summary: A new study of fatherhood in America found that the average dad spends up to 97% of his time running around the house turning off lights that the rest of the family left on.
The real story: Kyle's dad has an ingenious solution to teach your kids to not leave the lights on.
Topic of the Week
It's Father's Day! Kyle, Ethan, and aerospace engineer Brent (Kyle's Dad) talk about all sorts of stuff like dad jokes, initialisms and acronyms, Brent's work on the Space Shuttle program, Elon Musk's amazing space feats, and a few of Brent's fatherly quirks like how he carries a really old cell phone in a ziplock bag.
Hate Mail
A recent article made some very overworked and stressed booksellers very angry.
Subscriber Portion
Ethan and Brent talk bladder blabber when Kyle leaves the room, and then they continue going through Brent's box of stuff he brought in, and finish by talking about more dad hacks and stories, including the time when Brent acted out a scene from The Bourne Identity to chase down a bicycle thief.
Also mentioned on the podcast: Fingerprint of God: Recent Scientific Discoveries Reveal the Unmistakable Identity of the Creator by Hugh Ross
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