Feb 9, 2026

Everyone’s mothers are congregating and looking sad. They’re listening in as we’re investigating a deadly premonition, becoming an honorable adult, withholding emotions through dark eyes, innovating narrative pain and agony through manga panels, revealing a dark backstory, checking Rune’s stats, encouraging Hahn...

Feb 2, 2026

I can smell the urge to fight in you. With such pungency, you’re aiding us in contracting pink eye, wasting MP on a robot, naming a kid “gunner,” fearing the mono-eye robot, adapting weird machine parts for androids, refusing to look at naked robot, watching Gryz express facial emotion, worshipping a heroine of...

Jan 26, 2026

Do you like this kind of treatment? Audio injections of us imagining what Krup “tastes like,” saying mighty cheeky things, emerging from the ground, freely restoring HP/MP, worrying about Dark Force, keeping a car in our pocket, fighting things with the car, looking all over the world for a fat dog, locating the...

Jan 19, 2026

Only after destruction can we create a new world. Become reborn with us as we’re playing in the cave in the church, living in idleness, filling pauldrons with puss, walking the red carpet, falling through a hole, obliterating a jobber, mistaking knees for ass, pulling more characters out of Bubblegum Crisis,...

Jan 12, 2026

Do not run on the floor. Instead, run your ears on observing infinite lives, hearing about the troops, declining a free drink, enriching lives, rendering pixel ass, making sure they’re bug ladies and not bunny ladies, splitting the cave-computer binary, tying into Phantasy Star III, decaying orbit, merging two guys...