We kick this episode off with some
current news items, like the LiDAR survey in Guatemala around Mayan
ruins, the possible detection of extragalactic exoplanets, and the
complete falsification of anthropogenic global warming by
world-reknowned, internationally acclaimed, nobel prize-winning
physicist Richard Feynman, using physics.
Kyle then destroys the dreams of millions of people
who have been trying to raise their vibrations and make the world a
better place through meditation, when he reads an article about
scientists who proved that meditation doesn't work by demonstrating
that assholes who meditate are still assholes. He then renews their
dreams by pointing out that, since life can be shit sometimes,
having assholes around to deal with it is a good thing, so removal
of all assholes would leave the rest of us to deal with the shit,
which is no one's idea of a better world.
In the second hour, Russ reads from Ivan T. Sanderson's book
Pursuing the Unexplained about coincidence and how, as a
phenomena, it is not understood and therefore cannot legitimately
be used as an explanation for other things we don't under stand.
Also, rain dances are real, clouds can be busted with merely a few
minutes concentration and an intense stare, and lots of weird shit
rains out of the sky on a regular basis(further reinforcing the
need for assholes, to deal with this sky shit).
So get out there and be an asshole, make the world a better