Dec 18, 2025

Rest in piss to the ephemeral sports programming network.

Talking about Royval vs Kape and the rest of UFC 323 in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands 

Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks:

Dec 11, 2025

I hereby take back every criticism I have ever leveled at Petr Yan. He is God.

Talking about Royval vs Kape and the rest of UFC 323 in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway...

Dec 4, 2025

Someday, scientists may recreate the wrestler, possibly using frog DNA. Until then, we have to appreciate the ones we have left.

Moreno-Taira and more from the UFC 323 undercard on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands 

Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks:

Nov 27, 2025

Arman Tsarukyan and Kyoji Horiguchi both reestablished themselves as top contenders. Ian Garry reestablished himself as the guy who sort of makes other middleweights look mediocre, sometimes.

Completely changing our tune on Bo Nickal--PLUS the return of Heavy Henka with Miguel Class--all on our Patreon:

Nov 20, 2025

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Valentina Shevchenko is the GOAT.

Completely changing our tune on Bo Nickal--PLUS the return of Heavy Henka with Miguel Class--all on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands 

Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: