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Sep 24, 2026

Joshua Van is your father. You will RESPECT your father.

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CONTENTS:
00:00 Intro
6:43 Van vs...


Sep 17, 2026

Do not make Joshua Van turn this thing around.

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CONTENTS:
00:00 Intro
4:11 Van vs Pantoja 2
34:26...


Sep 10, 2026

Another fantastic night of fights in homosexual Paris. 

Celebrating the one-of-a-kind UFC career of Michael Venom Page in our latest bonus episode, coming soon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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CONTENTS:
00:00 Intro
4:32 Parnasse vs Hooker
18:46...


Sep 3, 2026

Saladin in France? What is this, my alternate history novel?

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