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Oct 30, 2019

Krystyna explains why sluts are the best, how her podcast blew up after Apple rejected it, finding men who won’t have sex with you, her cuckolding fetish, her first three-way, how she doesn’t emit a sexy vibe, when they first masturbated, introducing toys with a significant other, guys with sexual dysfunctions,...


Oct 22, 2019

Amy Ordman is an Australian who moved to LA determined to become a youtube star. She also was determined to not ever come out as a lesbian, even though she pretty much knew since she was 13. Long story short, she became a YouTube star and came out of the closet. She talks about her experience at lesbian bars in NYC, how...


Oct 15, 2019

Andrew explains how he became Nikki Glaser's best friend, what it was like being a professional dog walker, why people call him Puddles, pranking siblings, being a hypochondriac, real estate agent, fish monger,  how he started stand up at 30 years old, that time he thought he was choking to death, how therapy...


Oct 14, 2019

Hannah goes through all the accusations that Caroline Calloway is facing online and Caroline tells her what is true or false. She explains why she didn’t write her book, why she didn’t pay the advance back, her adderall addiction, what hell happened with her creativity workshops, why she took 2 years off instagram,...


Oct 9, 2019

Nikki thought she hated Hannah at first because they dated the same guy, but after they met in person, she changed her mind. Nikki opens up in hell about her fear of intimacy, dating narcissists, how everyone is a mirror, positive affirmations, her boyfriend history, guys being distracting, what guys watching your...