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Sep 27, 2023

Hannah and Des finally discuss love. They asked the little dialers about the best advice they ever received when it comes to having a successful relationship.

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Sep 20, 2023

This week we’re listening to your biggest dilemmas. Someone’s boyfriend is a secret submissive, we share our opinions on losing weight for a wedding, and contemplate dating as a stripper.

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Sep 13, 2023

This week the little dialers get some of the guiltiest pleasures off their chest. From chef boyardee to situationships and anal itching, we’re here to make you feel a little less guilty. 

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Sep 6, 2023

This week we asked our little dialers to give us the best life advice they've ever gotten! Some knowledge dropped about jealousy, performance pressure, caring too much about what people think, and marriage advice about ball sucking!

Live stand up shows coming up in Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Houston, Tucson, Tempe,...