Jul 29, 2023

The boys are bigging up Big Uncle once more. He took those guys on all by himself! WITH THE POWER OF HIS HEART! AND MIND!

As Mark demonstrates his mastery of the toe-based arts once more, we hear his thoughts on taekwondo as a whole - basically, it's THE BEST. Yep, better than all the rest.

But wait... a love letter?...

Jul 22, 2023

These ruffians continue to belittle and defraud poor Uncle Song... but it's the last mistake they're ever gonna make!

The master is finally pushed too far and he springs into action - time to annihilate these FOOLS!

The Dragon Sound boys arrive to offer backup... but none is needed. Is Song proud of this moment? No - he...

Jul 15, 2023

Jack elaborates on his tour plans and also wants to visit all of the different taekwondo schools. Sensible, friendly and ambassador-like or a crazy imposition and taking advantage of people's hospitality? YOU DECIDE!

All Mark cares about is food and we can all relate - but oh crap, the boys are supposed to be at Uncle...

Jul 8, 2023

John promises to protect Jack, to protect the whole damn family. We've got a regular Dominic Toretto over here.

Mark explains his history a little - he came here and had nobody and nothing to his name. Look at the empire he has created - a gang of hard rockin' orphan badasses! Or something like that.

Jack is back to his...

Jul 1, 2023

Mark approves of the board-breaking idea, doing it during the set and that. He doesn’t sound TOO enthusiastic though does he?

The gang also decide to write ANOTHER taekwondo song, which might be one too many at this point but okay, at least they know their gimmick.

Jack is put off playing the club again because of how...