Jan 31, 2022

You were just as attractive when you used to beat me up. On this instant anti-classic we’re witnessing a cow abduction, mistaking chicabos for ghosts, speaking with a cat, locating table flowers, getting trucked by a chocobo, judging drop-outs, repairing dangerous roads, exchanging a vase for a rock, re-losing...

Jan 24, 2022

Specialist is surprised they let you in. Tonight we’re going to an isolationist village, paying five G’s for Ultima, going 323 meters underground just for fun, listening to diegetic Julia, reading at a bad time, finding a god damn Laguna statue, falling off another cliff, becoming what’s in our hearts, working to...

Jan 17, 2022

Let’s play for fun, from now on. This time we’re becoming Commander, taking down Card Club cardsters, meeting the true CC King, piloting army school across the world map, surviving twenty minutes, observing an octahedral frame, appreciating lost art, drawing pain, placing eyes in concrete, putting numbers in...

Jan 10, 2022

We must heal the trauma of war with music. On this one fourth of one hundred episode we’re planning a show, arranging a score, selecting instruments, becoming the cowboy, watching Squall sleep, wearing our Sunday best, trapping our dick, absolutely fucking up the composition, sitting near porn, taking a swing at a...

Jan 3, 2022

If you can drink every day, you must be in good health. This time we’re visiting a sullen expatriate, apologizing to a pissy mayor, accepting we’re beacons of violence, deducing cigarette etymology, watching diplomacy fail, calling for the Iron Clad, reuniting with our friends, feeling a feeling, stating the need...