Jan 30, 2023

I know that once a person is dead, they’re gone forever. Before we go, we’re challenging Suikoden II’s treatment of Suikoden, embracing a child rune, pushing baphomet, denying the dirty vampire’s tricks with violence, clicking a sword, slaughtering an abomination, chopping off more than one head, deciding we...

Jan 23, 2023

This is punishment for what you did to my body. Through our pain, we’re forgetting Pohl ever existed, formally accepting Flik and Viktor, wondering why Freed has a last initial, repeating Suikoden’s vampire subplot, dragging Pilika along, remaining oblivious to the concept of sex, raising the dead, missing our magic...

Jan 16, 2023

Anyway the wind blows, the dice rolls. Before we blow our roll, we’re profiling Jowy, forcing destiny through chinchirorin, leaving Sheena behind, suppressing Rina’s subplot, questioning the apple trade, waiting for Karen to dance, slinging some Josh (derogatory), confirming Viktor as a loud guy, conducting business...

Jan 9, 2023

What do you want? Are you from around here? While you figure that out we’re assigning light and dark to different destinies, meeting secret ninjas in secret places, stopping by to share some wine, complimenting the wine’s bouquet, inventing demolition sex, desaturating Muse, smashing a wine glass, escaping from a...

Jan 2, 2023

My face is proof of my identity. While you find proof of yours, we’re running up that hilltop, failing facial recognition, belly bumping a lady, suffering surly knights, channeling Elden Ring’s intro narrator, testing the Jowston State Agreement, calling a false flag, reading into the dots, bloodying their nose a...