Brothers of the Serpent

Episode #005: Because Pyramids

Apr 20, 2017

In episode five we outline the "Because Pyramids" hypothesis, which, in brief, posits that all of western civilization exists because around 6,000 years ago some dudes in buttflaps found giant stone triangles in the desert.

Keeping with the subject of ancient Egypt, we talk about the Book of the Dead and how the...

Episode #004: Daylight Saving, Magic, and Climate Change

Apr 16, 2017

We start this episode with a rant about "daylight savings time" which everyone seems to hate and yet gets passed through every sitting congress, and possibly how the purpose of such a detestable rule is to disconnect us from the cosmos so we can't do magic. (hey, it's possible)

We introduce more of our patented...

Episode #003: Carbon Dating and the Devil's Footprints

Apr 11, 2017

In this episode, Russ delivers a patented 100% Pure U.S.D.A. Certified and Approved Grade A Rantfest on the various problems inherent in the theory behind certain types of archaeological dating methods.

We ask the very important question, is it possible to bail out of a small Cessna aircraft mid-flight? Also, is it...

Episode #002: The Very First Episode

Apr 6, 2017

This is the first episode. Really.

Pay no attention to the repeated references in this episode to a previous "pilot" episode having been recorded.
Yes, that is technically ourselves making those repeated references to this mythical "pilot" episode. But really, who's gonna take us seriously? We certainly...